2016年8月25日 星期四

Cocks Not Glocks, penis, brio, dildo-packing, Mr. Happy, genitalia

University of Texas students have found a novel way to protest against a new state law that allows the concealed carry of guns on their campus #cocksnotglocks
Cocks Not Glocks have been organising events this week, as the new academic year gets underway.
Students handed out more than 4,000 dildos on the University of Texas…
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But did the bags match the shoes?
Guests were surprised by the appearance of a few sets of male genitalia...
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If only some areas of our bodies were spared the indignities of aging...

One day you realize: Mr. Happy gets older, too.
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At lunch, the most common question, is "Why are you here?" as if we are in prison.
My brief, backbreaking, rage-inducing, low-paying, dildo-packing time...
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The Glock pistol, sometimes referred to by the manufacturer as a Glock "Safe Action" Pistol or colloquially as a Glock, is a series of polymer-framed, short ...


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Pronunciation: /ˈdɪldəʊ/



Definition of dildo in English:

NOUN (plural dildos or dildoes)

1An object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation.
2vulgar slang stupid or ridiculous person.

Origin

late 16th century: of unknown origin.
Packing is wearing padding or a phallic object in the front of the pants or underwear ... A colloquial term for packers which may be used for sex is packing dildo.




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Pronunciation: /ˈbriːəʊ 



NOUN

[MASS NOUN]
Vigour or vivacity of style or performance:she told her story with some brioSee also con brio.

Origin

mid 18th century: from Italian.

"Chances are you’ll never have a conversation as scintillating as the one Oscar Wilde was overheard conducting at a gathering in San Francisco in 1882. At the time, the 27-year-old Irish upstart had yet to write any of the works that would earn his fame. Undercredentialed as Wilde then was, his verbal verve and outlandish dress (satin breeches, velvet jackets, black cape) had made him a sought-after dinner guest in London and prompted a 10-month American tour, where his brio met with an ecstatic reception. “It was a superb performance, a masterpiece of sparkling wit and gaiety,” wrote one audience member in an account of the event. “Never before, or since, have I heard anything that compared to it.” Who was Wilde’s lucky interlocutor? It was a dressmaker’s dummy: The man was, in essence, talking with himself..."
A cultural historian argues that Oscar Wilde was among the first to realize that celebrity could come before accomplishment.
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嫖客 the client of a prostitute. 顧客 client 一群顧客 clientele for instance:
I was one of the clientele of the Malan Noodle during the SARS 嫖客john
John 的兒子Johnson 是什麼?凡是嫖客都有那傢伙,沒那傢伙的是太監eunuch.男皮條客 cadet ,pimp
這行挺掙錢的可能,他們開的車挺豪華華麗的叫做pimpmobile.
說到Johnson,translated into Chinese sounds good:詹森
叫約翰就夠好聽的了,還是比較謙遜的.如果按照字面翻譯過來:son 兒子John嫖客  Johnson嫖客的兒子,實際上是penis的意思,它俗稱老二,雖然女人沒有,但是她們卻喜歡用它來取長補短的好東東.彼得 peter例如彼得大帝,多雄壯,氣派的名字 ,迪克dick  迪克.鍥尼 美國總統的紅人,就是槍法不大好的那位.Peter and Dick have the same meaning with the
penis.所以,老外特別不會起名字,要不然咱中國是文明古國呢,起個正式的名字也好挺,例如
魏忠賢,不僅忠效祖國,還賢德.楊偉,偉是雄偉的偉,甫志高,名字都挺好的.女孩的名字:蓮,英,婕等等,尤其好聽的是麗麗,麗,美麗的意思,麗麗讓她double美麗
英文的麗麗lily 百合的意思,有一個中文好聽的女孩的名字英文意思不好:娜娜.Nana means grandmother
祖母的意思.不過英文也有好的像daisy, rose,



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