'The president is a pyromaniac': the week Trump set fire to the White House
漫畫來源: Ted Goff
Personally, if I had a stylishly mustachioed batman I would happily delegate to him the task of spending all day, every day, doing nothing but unsubscribing to email "alerts" that, with a sardonic psychic violence, always send you one final piece of spam to alert you that you have successfully opted out of their useless alerts.
What's the fastest way to grow a mustache? You don't need to drive a Harley to sport a mustache anymore. Nowadays it is very trendy to grow hair in the middle of your face. The most popular styles include the thin pencil 'stache, the bushy "Mexican" cut, or the infamous Dali twirl that twists up at the ends. If you want a mustache and you want it fast, there's only one way to go about it: grow a Chia stache. It's just like a Chia pet, but for your face. The kit includes specialized biotin seeds that are spread onto the upper lip and a packet of nutrient powder to stimulate hair follicle growth. Mix the powder with water and spray onto the mustache twice a day for 6 days. Presto! By the weekend you'll have such a luscious mustache you'll be able to braid it! (Or, you could always leave the braiding to your pet unicorn).
"I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat." — Keith Carradine
A Light Approach to a Grim Issue: Suicide Prevention
By ANDREW ADAM NEWMAN
A public service campaign aimed at potentially suicidal men introduces a fictional therapist, Dr. Rich Mahogany, a "manly" mustachioed cross between Dr. Phil and Ron Burgundy.
Yannick Grandmont for The New York Times
A French entry opened the Montreal international fireworks competition this year.
n. Slang., pl. -ros. A person who has a compulsion to set fires; a pyromaniac.
A display of pyrotechnics.
Pyrotechnicians Light Up the Montreal Sky
希臘語 傷殘 變形
Awaiting an explosive summer (TAKESHI IWASHITA/ THE ASAHI SHIMBUN)
Hundreds of fireworks dry outside a pyrotechnics factory in Toyohashi, Aichi Prefecture, where production is reaching its peak ahead of the summer festival season. The factory plans to produce about 30,000 fireworks, ranging in diameter from 6 to 30 centimeters, for festivals and events mainly in the eastern part of the prefecture.(IHT/Asahi: May 22,2009)
mus·ta·chio also mous·ta·chio (m-stsh, -stsh-, -stäsh, -sh-)
n. pl. mus·ta·chios also mous·ta·chios
A mustache, especially a luxuriant one.
[Ultimately from Italian dialectal mustaccio, mustache; see mustache.]
mus·tachioed (-stshd, -stsh-d, -stäshd, -sh-d) adj.
- Music. In a very fast tempo, usually considered to be faster than allegro but slower than prestissimo. Used chiefly as a direction.
- So suddenly that magic seems involved; right away.
A passage or movement that is performed presto.
[Italian, from Late Latin praestus, quick, from Latin praestō, at hand.]presto pres'to adj.